EB Paint Adventures

LN: Wear the bow. Be the rider.

Sat, 26 May 2012 16:02:33 -0400

AWWWW YEEEEEEAH.

Lucas: Read note.

Sat, 26 May 2012 16:01:49 -0400

This leaves you only one thing to do.

> LN: Wear the bow. Be the rider.

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Sat, 26 May 2012 16:00:36 -0400

You find a bottle containing some sort of note. Unable to ignore it for some odd reason, you find yourself walking towards it.

Is it perhaps a distress signal…?

Lucas: Read note.

LN: Enter.

Sat, 26 May 2012 15:59:19 -0400

The tunnel, despite its apparent abrupt ending, seems endless as you trek through it with your friend and your faithful companion.

You think you see something farther ahead, however…

LN: Look around.

Sat, 26 May 2012 15:58:37 -0400

You backtrack to the nearest highway exit. You can just barely see the light from the end of the tunnel that cuts directly through the mountain range, but something about it appears to be unfamiliar.

Could it be…?

> LN: Enter.

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Sat, 26 May 2012 15:57:49 -0400

> LN: Look around.

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Sat, 26 May 2012 15:56:52 -0400

You are once again LUCAS. You have met up with one of your FRIENDS after escaping from the CHIMERA LAB unscathed.

You’ve successfully pulled ONE NEEDLE, but another needle has already been located and made way with by your SUPPOSEDLY HEARTLESS FOE.

Wait, hold on…

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Sat, 26 May 2012 15:56:01 -0400

…Claus…

Afterwards, all you can hear is silence.

Dead silence.

You feel exhausted suddenly. You forget what you were so worried about before.

…Has this happened before? You don’t remember. Perhaps this is only part of your programming that allows you to cool down before you overload.

Perhaps.

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Sat, 26 May 2012 15:55:25 -0400

You sense a disturbance.

There is quite certainly a presence behind you, but something tells you not to turn around. You are frozen to the spot.

… And you hear a voice.

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Sat, 26 May 2012 15:54:37 -0400

What? What could Master Porky require such an artifact for?

…

You assure yourself that this is a simple victory trophy from one of his past missions. It has to be.

MM: Observe the wall in front of you.

Sat, 26 May 2012 15:54:11 -0400

How could this be? You seem to have lodged one of the artifacts presented on either side of you onto the boat as you crashed through.

It… Appears to be a stranger’s house. Or, what’s left of it, anyways.

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Sat, 26 May 2012 15:53:37 -0400

You find that you infiltrated the room rather successfully, and without climbing all those staircases to get to it, too.

There is some guilt inside you that you cannot shake, as these are your master’s private quarters and are intended to be kept as such.

Perhaps he wouldn’t mind if you took a quaint boat ride across as long as you had some pigmasks fix the wall.

> MM: Observe the wall in front of you.

MM: Drive some sort of vehicle through the wall of the king's chamber.

Sat, 26 May 2012 15:52:54 -0400

Flawless entry. Truly a 10/10 moment.

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Sat, 26 May 2012 15:51:58 -0400

You end up contemplating the idea despite your harsh reaction.

You’ve always wondered what he kept hidden in that room.

Hmm.

> MM: Drive some sort of vehicle through the wall of the king’s chamber.

MM: Threaten him at bladepoint for interrupting your silent monologue.

Sat, 26 May 2012 15:51:06 -0400

After all, he used to be an adventurer like you but then he took a sword ==> eye.

MM: Listen to what he has to tell you.

Sat, 26 May 2012 15:49:40 -0400

As it turns out, hearing him out wasn’t such a good idea.

> MM: Threaten him at bladepoint for interrupting your silent monologue.

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Sat, 26 May 2012 15:48:41 -0400

It seems that you have a VISITOR.

…But it’s just one of the king’s MINIONS. Will you hear him out?

> MM: Listen to what he has to tell you.

Give the Masked Man a name.

Sat, 26 May 2012 15:48:00 -0400

You cannot give the MASKED MAN a name. His name is either UNKNOWN or DOES NOT EXIST.

We will continue to refer to him as the MASKED MAN from this point on.

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Sat, 26 May 2012 15:47:15 -0400

You are now the MASKED MAN.

You awaken in your personal quarters, the 66th floor of your RULER’s AMAZING TOWER, overlooking his CITY which is still under construction.

You are a RUTHLESS KILLING MACHINE built for NOTHING BUT DESTRUCTION. You do not know where you came from, but you do not care.

> Give the Masked Man a name.

Mother 3 Intermission 1

Sat, 26 May 2012 15:46:36 -0400